Total Medals Earned: 1,298 (From 298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,435 Points
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/350 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/355 points)
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/500 points)
Achieve a multiplier of 10 in survival.
Achieve a multiplier of 20 in survival.
Complete 40 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 20 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 10 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 30 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 50 consecutive battles in survival.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/160 points)
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Save your game
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 11/17 (255/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/145 points)
Watched the first flash
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'